Time for more bathroom humor!

*Two male flies were buzzing around in search of good-looking females. One fly spotted a real hottie sitting on a pile of cow poop and dived down toward her. "Pardon me," he asked with his best manners, "but is this stool taken?"

*What happened when the lawyer flushed the toilet? It went to the suer.

*My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

*You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

*A Limerick for the Loo

When feeling the
rumblings acutely,
(And his shorts getting
stained, though minutely)
He thought of his lunch;
It was more than a hunch;
No more beans, he
decided astutely!

*Facts of the day
40% of Americans fold their toilet tissue neatly; 40% wad or crumple their TP; and 20% wrap it around their hand. Women are more likely to wad, while men are more likely to fold.