*An Average person produces about two pints of urine during the course of a day. That's about two pounts of pee per day.
*Each year 40,000 Americans are injured in accidents that involve a toilet.
*Why are constipated people lazy? Becuase they don't give a crap.
*What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart.
*Seen on an airplane: Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited - Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately.
*An old woman goes to see her doctor and complains to him that she passes gas a lot each day. "It's really more of a nuisance than a problem," she explains. "The're silent and they don't smell." The doctor nods and gives her a prescription, telling her to come back in a week. She returns and says, "I don't know what it was you gave me, doc, but I'm still passing gas all the time! It's still silent, but it smells terrible!" The doctor replies, "Great. Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we'll lsee what we can do about your hearing."
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